The CWO Rap.

[Jimmy Fortune]

Rip it Up! by 28 Days hits the PA as Gravity comes out wearing a white shirt which says "The Doctor of Gravnomics", Grey jeans, and black wrestling boots. And of course the CWO Lightweight title on his shoulder. and he has his G Mic.
He runs in the ring.

Gravity: Yo, my homies, were gonna break this down wif The Doctor of Gravnomics, Can ya Hear Me?

[Crowd yells yes]

Gravity: I said CAN YA HEAR ME!?!?!?!?

[Crowd Screams yeah]

Gravity: Why thats good my peeps im goin out to town tonight to pick up some ho's if yall will like to come jump in my 69'.
Yall I might do a rap bout all yau CWO Rasslers Here I come:
First of yall we gots da boss, wwestonecold, a british guy,
He can make you or break you so if u cross him, ull see y!
Then yall got Y2J, the GM of Extreme Zone,
He's a short guy, he's neva grown.
Then u got the masked moron oooh, a hero,
i'd rather a drunk keep me safe, hes more like a zero.
Then u got Metaldragon, he always burns,
id like him to take a turn and go all the way home!

Goodbye yall.

TBC by anyone

[kizza]

that went nowhere

[kizza]

homeboy

[Metaldragon]

[glow=red,2,300]Mouth For War by "Pantera" hits the PA. The lights all turn red. Metaldragon walks out with a microphone in his left hand and a kendo stick in his right. He stops halfway down the aisle, looks down, and raises his arms. When he does that, fire shoots up from the side of the entranceway and behind him. When MD gets into the ring, he begins talking:[/glow]

"Whoa. What the hell is this, Def Jam or something? You suck. Let me show you guys some real talent. I'm going to make a poem right here, telling you about the Doctor of F*ggonomics, Gravity.

Gravity's a no-talent hack,
His career will soon snap.
He has no skills on the mic,
And at wrestling, he's crap.

I fought him once,
No, twice, that's right.
I kicked his ass
On both of those nights. *crowd cheers*

So, Gravity, if you'd like,
I can beat you up again.
If Stone Cold makes us fight once more,
There's still no way in hell you can win. *crowd cheers*"

Metaldragon and Gravity stare each other down.

TBC by Gravity/wwestonecold/Hellfire and Brimstone

[Jimmy Fortune]

Gravity: Aha Homie M you could make it in the rap business, but how about i give you this.

You come over here with yall fake smile,
Thinking you can rap just cos u watched 8 Mile!
It's simple, when u rap,
It's very very CRAP!

Now I don't know about you,
but it would seem a little weird if you joinin my crew.
It's not ur fault, it never is, its not ur fault that u like men,
and that ur bad taste on the mic was shown just then.

I wish i could save everyone from you,
but then i would probably have to hear your bragging too!
So hear I am nearing the end of my speech,
ur one sounded like a blackboard screech.

U remind me of Frankenstein,
u look so bad i have to rhyme!
So metaldragon stop being such a bore,
and come on lets get a little HARDCORE!

Gravity and metaldragon stare each other down again.

TBC by MD/wwestonecold/Kizza

[Metaldragon]

Metaldragon looks at Gravity, and responds to him:

"First off, I don't want to 'hang' with you or the imaginary friends you call your 'crew'. In terms of performing, I'm Eric Clapton, and you're a rejected member of Milli Vanilli.

Second, I never watched 8 Mile. I have better things to do than watch that loser whine about how poor he was while growing up.

Third, I still think you suck. These CWO fans didn't pay to see a karaoke bash. I think they'd rather watch me kick your ass." *crowd cheers*

Richy: My money's still on Metaldragon.

Scotty: Same here.

Josh: Yep.

Metaldragon stares at Gravity for a few more seconds, then begins talking again.

"Fourth, you want to get hardcore? I'm sorry, but this isn't Brokeback Mountain. So, you'd better get out of my face."

Metaldragon kicks Gravity in the stomach and hits him in the head with the kendo stick. Gravity gets up and retreats through the crowd, leaving MD in the ring, holding the kendo stick up in the air while the crowd cheers.

TBC by Gravity/Hellfire and Brimstone/wwestonecold/Y2J

[Jimmy Fortune]

A picture of gravity Hanging Fallaway Suplexing MD is up on the Titontron and Metaldragon is puzzled, he doesnt remember it happening.

Than soft voice is heard from around the arena.
There were a number of Copyrights said from one Metaldragon, please hold.

A siren is heard, cop cars come flooding in the arena.

Seargent cop through Megaphone: Your Under arrest for copyright endorsment on a Live Show.

A couple of cops grab him and take him into the back of the truck. They drive away and it is all better.

Gravity: Wow, that wasnt expected, but someone mustve called the police. Seriously, he only said a couple of names, don't worry people, he wont be away for long. He should be back tonight.

TBC by anyone

[Jimmy Fortune]

OOC: sorry for that bad roleplay, i just remembered that how could you get to jail for something as measly as that? Sorry MD, i really am.

[Quintan Commonwealth Esquire]

Only by "Nine Inch nails plays on the PA system, as QCE comes out in his wrestling gear. He has a microphone in his hands. His music then fades as the whole audience is booing.

'Woo now, home dog. Gravity, you seem to be a little confused. This is wrestling home skillet, not MTV. You want to rap, then go somewhere else and do it! I saw police dragging MD away backstage. I told him the same thing I'm about to tell you."

He pauses.

"Home dog, I am going to lay down a track for you.
Your rapping stinks worse than poo-poo.
You aren't good at rapping.
I hear more musical notes when I'm crapping.
Your a waste of space on this T.V. show.
So get off: Go, go, go.
The main point is, you're just not good.
You understood?
I may not be that good at being a gangster.
But at least I'm not some wanna be wangster."

Some of the crowd is laughing, some cheering, some booing.

"Oh, you people must have misunderstood me. I didn't help MD out of his little situation, in fact. I spit in his face, and kneed him in his stomach. All before the cops could get me, I paid them off. Because that's what money can do."

Most of the crowd is back to booing.

"So, Gravity, you want to be entertaining? Then actually WRESTLE a match. And don't come out here, and waste people's time. You're just another wanna be no body trying to be 'cool'. There is no cool in this business. All there is..... is money, and power. And judging by how you dress, home-biscuit-skillet-frying pan-bunny-man-Dan, you have neither. So once again. Win a wrestling match, or stop taking up space. You worthless piece of fat.

Only by "Nine Inch Nails" hits the PA system before Gravity can hit the PA system, and QCE goes backstage as the crowd is booing.

[kizza]

Slow Chemical by Finger Eleven hits the PA system and HFB comes out and stops QCE before he can get to far backstage. He tells him something and runs down to the ring to get a mic. QCE is still standing there, somewhat bemuzed

OOC: Im not power posing here, QCE could kick I disagree

HFB: Dude, that was much better, i actually heard somethings that are true. I have been making a rap of my own, but unlike Gravity, i'll admit it sucks.

QCE makes his way to the ring

HFB: WHoa whoa whoa, i aint here to pick fights. But this is what I will do

HFB rolls out of the ring and pulls out a chair

HFB: Hold up there, Im just gonna keep hold of this just in case that sucka Gravity comes out here. So here is an open challenge to Gravity, if you got the guts, how bout we meet here later tonight in a CAGE MATCH!

HFB: And QCE, no offence, but if you can just stroll out of the ring, and everthing would be swell. You can choose to stay here if you want, but the quicker you go to the back, the quicker i can start kicking Gravitys ass.

TBC by QCE/Gravity ONLY!

[Quintan Commonwealth Esquire]

QCE still has a microphone, and he speaks.

"You come out here, push me around, and think I'm going to take this crap? You've got another thing coming."

QCE quickly drops the microphone, and starts running to the ropes on the side where HFB is on the outside. He does a front flip over the ropes, and is about to land on HFB. HFB puts the chair in front of his face to block, but it backfires. QCE lands on the chair which causes the chair to slam into HFB's face as well as HFB getting crushed by QCE.

After the landing. HFB is holding his face, and QCE makes it to his feet while holding his back. He grabs the chair as Gravity is about to come out. Gravity backs up in the ring, when he sees QCE with the chair. HFB rolls on his back to try and get up, but that backfires as well. QCE gets the chair, and slams it across HFB's back. QCE slams the chair against his back 10 more times. QCE then throws the chair down on the ground, and picks up HFB. QCE puts HFB's head in between his arms, and gives him a Dangerous DDT onto the chair.

QCE isn't done though. He picks up HFB, puts his head in between his legs, and gives him a piledriver onto the chair. QCE rolls HFB (Who is unconscious) off of the chair, and picks the chair up. He looks at Gravity in the ring. QCE rolls into the ring with the chair, and Gravity starts stomping on QCE as he get up. Gravity puts QCE's head in between his arms, and is about to give him a DDT, but QCE KNEES him in the balls. Gravity holds his manhood, and falls to his knees, and is trying to keep himself up. QCE picks up the chair, kisses it, then slams it across the crown of Gravity's head. Gravity falls to his side.

QCE picks Gravity up, and gives him a hard chokeslam. Gravity is now unconscious. QCE picks up Gravity, and gets him in the body press slam position. He walks towards the ropes that are in front of the entrance ramp, where HFB is. QCE then gives Gravity a body press drop from inside the ring, to the outside where he lands on top of HFB.

The crowd is booing, some cheering because he attacked Gravity. Most booing though. He picks up a mic in the middle of the ring. He is breathing hard.

"I told everyone as a pre-warning. I don't take crap around here. Well, it seems like people have problems hearing, because every week. I'm stuff in the same situations....... When losers like these two try and mess with me. I told every one of you, I am a force to be reckoned with. I was not joking when I said it either. YOU PEOPLE THINK THIS IS A GAME? I am out here to win. I don't give breaks. There are no miracles, there are no come backs, and there are no under-dogs. The strong dominate. While the weak, get dominated. I am one of the few strong. And when a weakling gets in my way. I move him out of my way. I told you people, nothing stands in my way for long, because I am......... Quintan Commonwealth Esquire."

All of the crowd is now booing loud.

Only by "Nine Inch Nails" hits the PA system. QCE rolls out of the ring, and HFB's hands is in front of me, so I walk on his fingers and crush them as if he weren't there. I then continue walking up the ramp, make it to the entrance. I wait for someone to come out, no one does. I then go backstage.

[kizza]

OOC: little bit of an over-reaction...

[Quintan Commonwealth Esquire]

OOC: Well, that's my character like it or not. He only needs the slightest reason to hurt someone. Look at it this way. Your character was going to hurt Gravity. I did it for you. I just took you out too.

[kizza]

OOC: K, i get it

[kizza]

OOC: Ive learnt my lesson