Post by Metaldragon on May 28, 2008 19:37:59 GMT -5
Metal Dragon runs out to the ring humming "South of Heaven" by Slayer in an empty CWO Arena that has been condemned by the Department of Health for having an insecure structure. Yeah, the condemnation of the property had nothing to do with the fact that CWO sucked. MD slides into the ring, squashing a few spiders as he does so. MD brushes the dust off of his shirt and begins yelling really loudly as there are no microphones anymore as they all broke during wwestonecold's nutsty promos.
MD: "Hello CWO fan!"
A corpse in the audience that was never removed for some reason moves slightly, slumping farther into its seat as ants eat away at it.
"I bet what's left of you is wondering why I'm here! Well, I'm here because I have a match down the street for GHW in a few hours and I figured that I'd stop by and make sure that this place never has a match again! God forbid I try to work another match with Gravity or Kizza, you know?"
Crickets begin chirping in the arena as MD throws a huge spider off of his shoulder that was weaving a web down from the TitanTron. MD stands in the center of the ring, proud of reviving a fed that nobody really cared about in the first place even though the revival was for two f**king minutes.
TBC by Brian Commonwealth
MD: "Hello CWO fan!"
A corpse in the audience that was never removed for some reason moves slightly, slumping farther into its seat as ants eat away at it.
"I bet what's left of you is wondering why I'm here! Well, I'm here because I have a match down the street for GHW in a few hours and I figured that I'd stop by and make sure that this place never has a match again! God forbid I try to work another match with Gravity or Kizza, you know?"
Crickets begin chirping in the arena as MD throws a huge spider off of his shoulder that was weaving a web down from the TitanTron. MD stands in the center of the ring, proud of reviving a fed that nobody really cared about in the first place even though the revival was for two f**king minutes.
TBC by Brian Commonwealth