Post by Quintan Commonwealth Esquire on Jul 23, 2006 3:56:20 GMT -5
Only by "Nine Inch Nails" Hits the PA System.
A1: Who's this?
A2: I don't know, let's find out.
8 seconds into the song, QCE walks out in dark purple spandex tights that cut off mid-thigh, dark purple flat cap (look it up), black boots, and sunglasses with dark purple trim. The fans realize who this is, and start booing loudly. QCE has a huge, arrogant smile, as he kneels down with his head down. He is a little in front of the entrance ramp as dark purple fireworks go off behind him. He then stands back up, with his head up. He starts walking to the ring with a little more bounce in his step than usual. He walks up to a front row fan, and spits right in their face. The fans swings his fist at QCE, but QCE leans back, and starts walking to the ring again while laughing and pointing at the person. He then refocuses his attention. He then makes his way towards the steel steps, and walks up them. He walks along the outside of the ropes. When he makes it to the middle, he enters through the middle and top. He makes his way to the middle of the ring, and his music stops.
There is a little boy in the front row who is smiling wide. QCE looks at him, and an arrogant smile spreads across his face. He rolls under the ropes, and goes near the little boy. He is probably 6 or 7. The boy is jumping up and down. QCE then looks at the boy for about 10 seconds through his sunglasses. He looks at the announcer, and she throws the microphone to him, the crowd is silent.
"This little boy right here, is very excited to see me. As he should be."
The crowd is booing, but the little boy is still so happy.
"He seems to be my only fan here. And you know, you should always treat your fans with respect. So, here's a question. Should I give this little boy my sunglasses."
Most of the crowd cheers while some boo because they just don't like QCE.
"Well, then, we should give the boy what he wants."
Most of the crowd is still cheering. QCE takes his sunglasses off, and slowly starts moving them closer, and closer to the boy. The mom is looking on, worried. Finally, when the little boy has his little fingers on them. QCE jerks them away, and throws them all the way to the entrance ramp.
The little boy starts bawling as the mom is furious, and she starts yelling at him. The crowd is deafening now at their boos. QCE shoves the kid onto his seat, and the seat topples over backwards, and the boy's head slams onto the concrete. QCE then grabs the woman's head, and gives her a French kiss for 15 seconds. He shoves her away, and then quickly backs away, and rolls in the ring. Tons of men are trying to get over the guardrail to hurt him, but he just laughs as security gets them to go away. The little boy is bleeding from the back of his head.
"AWWWWWWWWWWW! DID YOU GET HURT! THAT'S TOO BAD LITTLE BOY! Oh, and don't worry, I'll pay for the medical bill, and lawsuit you are going to present to CWO. Because, unlike you in your very *friendly* person dress. I can afford things."
The crowds volume of booing is ridiculous.
"NOW! TO THE POINT! I came out here, to tell all of you, that you are looking........ AT YOUR NEXT CWO CHAMPION!"
The crowd continues booing.
"Now, Steve Austin, come out here NOW! When I came into the CWO, you gave me a contract that presented me with a CWO and Super Heavyweight Title shot. I am using that CWO title match now, and my lawyers mad a match contract for the CWO title. Now, if you come out here, and tear this match contract up, or don't sign it. I'll sue you for every dollar you and this fed are for. A contract a contract. Also, before you come out here, and rip up my primary contract. My lawyers have copies. And I have 7 lawyers in all SEVEN different continents! Because unlike you people. I can afford it. So, Austin, get out here, and sign this match contract, or I'll sue you!"
The crowd continues booing, and the ring announcer comes into the ring with a clipboard and paper. she hands it to QCE, and QCE yells at her for taking so long, he then pushes her head, and she stumbles through the middle and top rope out of the ring.
QCE fumbles through a couple of pages, and signs.
TBC by: Stone Cold.
A1: Who's this?
A2: I don't know, let's find out.
8 seconds into the song, QCE walks out in dark purple spandex tights that cut off mid-thigh, dark purple flat cap (look it up), black boots, and sunglasses with dark purple trim. The fans realize who this is, and start booing loudly. QCE has a huge, arrogant smile, as he kneels down with his head down. He is a little in front of the entrance ramp as dark purple fireworks go off behind him. He then stands back up, with his head up. He starts walking to the ring with a little more bounce in his step than usual. He walks up to a front row fan, and spits right in their face. The fans swings his fist at QCE, but QCE leans back, and starts walking to the ring again while laughing and pointing at the person. He then refocuses his attention. He then makes his way towards the steel steps, and walks up them. He walks along the outside of the ropes. When he makes it to the middle, he enters through the middle and top. He makes his way to the middle of the ring, and his music stops.
There is a little boy in the front row who is smiling wide. QCE looks at him, and an arrogant smile spreads across his face. He rolls under the ropes, and goes near the little boy. He is probably 6 or 7. The boy is jumping up and down. QCE then looks at the boy for about 10 seconds through his sunglasses. He looks at the announcer, and she throws the microphone to him, the crowd is silent.
"This little boy right here, is very excited to see me. As he should be."
The crowd is booing, but the little boy is still so happy.
"He seems to be my only fan here. And you know, you should always treat your fans with respect. So, here's a question. Should I give this little boy my sunglasses."
Most of the crowd cheers while some boo because they just don't like QCE.
"Well, then, we should give the boy what he wants."
Most of the crowd is still cheering. QCE takes his sunglasses off, and slowly starts moving them closer, and closer to the boy. The mom is looking on, worried. Finally, when the little boy has his little fingers on them. QCE jerks them away, and throws them all the way to the entrance ramp.
The little boy starts bawling as the mom is furious, and she starts yelling at him. The crowd is deafening now at their boos. QCE shoves the kid onto his seat, and the seat topples over backwards, and the boy's head slams onto the concrete. QCE then grabs the woman's head, and gives her a French kiss for 15 seconds. He shoves her away, and then quickly backs away, and rolls in the ring. Tons of men are trying to get over the guardrail to hurt him, but he just laughs as security gets them to go away. The little boy is bleeding from the back of his head.
"AWWWWWWWWWWW! DID YOU GET HURT! THAT'S TOO BAD LITTLE BOY! Oh, and don't worry, I'll pay for the medical bill, and lawsuit you are going to present to CWO. Because, unlike you in your very *friendly* person dress. I can afford things."
The crowds volume of booing is ridiculous.
"NOW! TO THE POINT! I came out here, to tell all of you, that you are looking........ AT YOUR NEXT CWO CHAMPION!"
The crowd continues booing.
"Now, Steve Austin, come out here NOW! When I came into the CWO, you gave me a contract that presented me with a CWO and Super Heavyweight Title shot. I am using that CWO title match now, and my lawyers mad a match contract for the CWO title. Now, if you come out here, and tear this match contract up, or don't sign it. I'll sue you for every dollar you and this fed are for. A contract a contract. Also, before you come out here, and rip up my primary contract. My lawyers have copies. And I have 7 lawyers in all SEVEN different continents! Because unlike you people. I can afford it. So, Austin, get out here, and sign this match contract, or I'll sue you!"
The crowd continues booing, and the ring announcer comes into the ring with a clipboard and paper. she hands it to QCE, and QCE yells at her for taking so long, he then pushes her head, and she stumbles through the middle and top rope out of the ring.
QCE fumbles through a couple of pages, and signs.
TBC by: Stone Cold.
